Lonely Island, The – 3-Way (The Golden Rule) Lyrics

Andy
Back in that ass…

Andy & Justin
Your mom says hi, JINX!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no

Y-y-yeah, y-y-yeah
Y-y-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Justin
JAM!

Andy
Summertime in the city
And everybody’s having sex

Justin
You know, I just got a page from a girl
That I met last week at the Payless Andy: Shoe Source…

Andy
I also have a cutie to call
Who loves the way I knock on her boots

Justin
Well, it’s time to mack
Let’s handle that
In 2 to 6 hours
We’ll meet back and regroup

Both
So let’s shoop!

Andy
Roll up to the crib
With some Bartles and James

Justin
Hop off the bus
With the Alizé

Andy
Now hold up, playa
What you diggity-doin here?

Justin
I should diggity-ask you the same! Andy: Then she says…

Gaga
Hey, boys, I want you both
I hope that you think that’s cool Both: Say word?
I know most guys won’t freak together

Both
But she forgot about the golden rule
Ah-hah-hah

Chorus
It’s okay
When it’s in a 3-way
It’s not gay
When it’s in a 3-way
With a honey in the middle
There’s some leeway
The area’s grey
In a 1-2-3-way

Andy
Normally, I don’t get down with dudes

Justin
But tonight is a special exception Gaga: Great…

Both
See, you’re my best friend
Through thick and thin

All
Now it’s time to make a triple connection Andy: Lights off…

Andy
Here in the dark…Justin: Here in the dark…
It’s hard to tell…Justin: So hard to tell…
Where her body ends…Gaga: La la….
And my homie’s begins…Justin: Hoo-Wee!
This rule dates back…Justin: The golden rule…
To ancient Greece…Justin: Talkin’ bout Caesar…
We’re 2 Jack Trippers and a Chrissy

Both
The new Three’s Company!

Gaga
You guys are still here

Chorus
It’s okay
When it’s in a 3-way
It’s not gay
When it’s in a 3-way
With a honey in the middle
There’s some leeway
The area’s grey
In a 1-2-3-way

Andy
Fellas, get ready
To impress a chick
Helicopter dick, Go!
Helicopter dick Justin: Uh!
Helicopter dick Justin: Alright!
To impress a chick
Do the Helicopter dick! Gaga: Wow…

Both
And all of that was okay
Cause it was in a 3-way
It’s quite clear
When you see the instant replay
"Baby,two is enough"
That’s what they’ll say
But we’ll say "Hell no"
1-2-3 way

All
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Andy
The Golden Rule…

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